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Post by Vulpes on Oct 3, 2006 21:59:33 GMT -5
That was not a mistake on my part. I am not so silly to retype something; I simply copy and paste them from their source.
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Post by compilingautumn on Oct 3, 2006 23:06:54 GMT -5
that little tiff between Redheaded Being and haru makes me really sad.
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Post by Haru on Oct 4, 2006 17:00:16 GMT -5
Why does it make you sad? And you know my real name isn't Haru right? ( just checkin to make sure)
I think the person who typed that e-mail to you Redheaded Being needed to spell check it. ^.^
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Post by Asuka Was Here on Oct 6, 2006 19:45:01 GMT -5
*sigh* I should technically be ignoring all quibbles, but I gotta back up Redheaded Being on this, Haru. "NEone" is a legit, accepted piece of netspeak. It's not part of the English language, true, but then again, neither is "u" or "ttyl," and I doubt you'd point out any of those as a typo, no would you?
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Post by Haru on Oct 10, 2006 18:05:59 GMT -5
No because it is im talk. It takes me a while to understand what the person is saying if they used a bunch of acronyms. <---- Redheaded Being how do you spell that?
Anyway what does "NEone" stand for?
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Post by compilingautumn on Oct 12, 2006 23:48:29 GMT -5
ANYONE m'dear ANYONE
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Post by Haru on Oct 13, 2006 14:58:17 GMT -5
Oh! I get it! Thanks billy ^.^ I told you it takes me awhile to understand what the acronym means! O.k. Try to guess these (I made some of them up): RTF RUKM?! WAJ! LOZ YR. TTFN
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Post by compilingautumn on Oct 13, 2006 22:38:12 GMT -5
i can only guess that RTF is how scooby doo would say WTF. rut the f...
then again you made them up. oh wait i forgot i can read the minds of people i know next to nothing about. i'll get on those asap.
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Post by Haru on Oct 14, 2006 16:55:40 GMT -5
That's funny. No RTF stands for something else. And YR. does not stand for year.
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Post by compilingautumn on Oct 14, 2006 23:22:43 GMT -5
i'm not going to guess. i just got a memo that says i'm actually unable to read minds... i got my mind reading ability confused with my actual ability to make hot pizza sizzle just by looking at it.
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Post by Haru on Oct 15, 2006 11:10:57 GMT -5
Here's what they mean:
RTF: Ready to Fly. RUKM?!: Are you kidding me?! WAJ!: What a jerk! LOZ: Legend of Zelda (that one should have been obvious!) YR. : Yeah right. TTFN: Ta ta for now! (Tigger says that but I do not quote him)
Maybe the pizza is already hot and sizzling when you get it.........>_<
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Post by compilingautumn on Oct 17, 2006 12:33:46 GMT -5
no
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Post by Vulpes on Oct 17, 2006 13:48:48 GMT -5
<3
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Post by Haru on Oct 17, 2006 16:37:29 GMT -5
never mind then......... any more chain e-mails we can all laugh at? (if they are funny)
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Post by Vulpes on Oct 19, 2006 18:05:52 GMT -5
Another one, this time sent to me by Julianne, who has an account here but never logs on. You can't read this and stay in a bad mood! 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path. 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's. 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick. 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers. 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile. Numbers three and four are probably my favorites.
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Post by Vulpes on Oct 23, 2006 23:13:49 GMT -5
Another one:
January----------- I married Febuary----------- I kissed March-------------- I bitch slapped April--------------- I choked May----------------I f**ked June--------------- I stole from July---------------- I killed August------------ I lied to September------- I played with October---------- I punched a November------- I watched December-------- I love
DAY [NUMBER] YOU WERE B0RN 0N
1------- a spork 2------- my friends pants 3------- myself 4------- a lawn gnome 5------- a ruler 6------- P. Diddy 7------- a football player 8------- my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend 9-------- a pickle 10-------a banana 11------- a hobo 12------- an Ipod 13------- my neighbor 14------- my true love 15------- a goat 16------- my dog 17------- bigfoot 18------- a spoon 19------- a sandwich 20------- a ninja 21------- a mexican 22------- a fireman 23------- a noodle 24------- a gangster 25------- your mom 26------- a stranger 27------- an alien 28------- a squirrel 29------- my science teacher 30------- a monkey 31------- my uncle
C0L0R OF Y0UR SHIRT
White------- Because that bitch stole my taco. Black-------- Because that's how I roll, bitch. Pink--------- Because I'm in love. Red---------- Because the voices told me to. Blue---------- Because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Green-------- Because I hate myself. Purple-------- Because I can. Gray---------- Because I keep it gangsta. Yellow-------- Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. Orange---- Because I hate my family. Other------- Because I was high. Maroon----- Because I was drunk. Teal----- `cause it was illegal. Brown----- Because I'm emo. Caramel---- `cause Charlie told me too. Striped------ `cause your mom said so. Black..pink---- Because I am kool like that. None----- `cause I'm to kool for TV. Bathing suit----- `cause I am so sexy and I freak like no other. Camo- `cause I'm a straight up "G."
Repost this as "I..." or else you will have bad luck for the next 17 years.
Don't repost this, just post it with what you came up with. Since there isn't an aqua category: "I watched a lawn gnome... ...Because I'm sexy and I do what I want. ...Because I hate myself. ...Because I was high."
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Post by compilingautumn on Oct 24, 2006 0:26:55 GMT -5
you have opened the chain mail of all chain mails.
if you don't send this to 10 people in the next 10 seconds. you will bring about the apocalypse, choke on a taco, won't get kissed for 83 hours, tell someone taht you are sofa king we todd ed, and possibly die.
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Post by Vulpes on Oct 24, 2006 0:29:56 GMT -5
Ok, that one so OWNS all of the ones that have been posted. It's awesome. XD
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Post by Haru on Oct 24, 2006 17:34:52 GMT -5
Amazing how weird chain mail can be. It's funny too.
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Post by Vulpes on Oct 24, 2006 22:38:07 GMT -5
Weirdness is a necessary element in chain mails.
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